Sleeper of the Week – The Jared Queen Leather Sleeper by Lazar – May Cause Drastic Increase in Esteem
We are hesitant to announce this week’s Sleeper of the Week without giving you a fair warning: Purchasing this sleeper will greatly increase the likelihood of people mistaking you for royalty or a high society foreign dignitary of some kind.
Instantly upon placing the Jared in your home, you may begin receiving invitations to every Ball and Gala in town. Don’t feel obligated to go, if you prefer to stay at home and spend time on your new sleeper. It will only add to your mystique. Even though you won’t be able to control the wildly flattering rumors that will spread, you will be able to completely customize your Jared in our Sleeper Design Center. From leg styles, to seat cushions, to pillows, your sofa will make you feel so good you won’t even be uncomfortable with the constant praise that is showered upon you when leaving your home.
Okay, you’ve been warned. You may order the sofa now.